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Mervyn Cole
- Jan 2, 2022
With No Students Around, Bored WFH Teacher Gives Her Postmate the Lesson of His Life
LOVELAND, CO—Heather Mills, 32, hasn't taught an in-person class since the pandemic started in 2020. "The school district made my...
Mervyn Cole
- Jul 28, 2021
Florida Man Planned to Have Penis Removed Before Having It Bitten off by Alligator
LAKE KISSIMMEE, FL — A weekend fishing trip went south when Witnee Mychals, 29, was attacked by an Alligator. Witnee describes the...
Mervyn Cole
- Mar 17, 2021
L.A. Mayor Eric Garcetti Teams Up With Guy Fieri To Rename Skid Row, "Flavortown"
LOS ANGELES — Four Fieri restaurants, each named after a different spicy pepper, will anchor four planned luxury condominium buildings,...
Brian Rubinow
- Oct 3, 2019
Facebook Dating
You already trust Facebook with all your data. So why not trust it to find you the perfect mate? Introducing... Facebook Dating!...
Mervyn Cole
- May 21, 2019
After a 13 Year Hiatus, Tool Releases the 13 Minute Rock Ballad: 'Medicare for All'
The newest track is off their long awaited album MMXIX due out on August 30th. The quartet, however, is no stranger to long songs, their...
Danny Dalah
- Apr 30, 2019
Pokemon Go Player Breaks into Pentagon to Catch Snorlax
Arlington County, Virginia - A fifteen-year old boy named Ernest Compton managed to sneak past the high-security Pentagon Force...
Mervyn Cole
- Apr 29, 2019
Sweetgreen Introduces $30 Fresh Goat Head Salad
LOS ANGELES – In keeping up with diet fads, Sweetgreen unveiled their newest Instagram worthy salad on Monday, claiming that it's the...
Mervyn Cole
- Apr 22, 2019
Neighbor Agrees With What Sign Says, Except For The Part About Science Being Real
LOS ANGELES - Maureen O'Donnell shared her concern about her Neighbor's sign after watching a video a coworker forwarded to her earlier...
Mervyn Cole
- Apr 20, 2019
California Bans the Sale of Hacky Sacks Ahead of Earth Day
OAKLAND - Avid Hacky Sack player and Phish fan Mark Rosen outside of his favorite head shop. “I’m incensed!" Yelled Rosen who smelled...
John Yabes
- Apr 11, 2019
Video Game releases 100 percent finished, Confounds Gamers
A new video game is stirring controversy as it is being released a hundred percent completed. There will be no day one patches, no season pa
