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Mervyn Cole
- Nov 8, 2022
Tesla Pivots to Untapped MAGA Market With Limited Edition Model Ultra M
SAN FRANCISCO, CA—Immediately after buying Twitter to “save humanity,” Elon Musk, 51, instructed his design team at Tesla to coax the traditionally EV-adverse MAGA crowd into buying in. A leaked rendering of the Ultra M, a possible play on the “Ultra MAGA” moniker President Joe Biden bestowed on the current state of the GOP, boasts all-terrain tires, a roof rack, pro-Trump flags, LED lighting, and a faux 4-inch exhaust pipe that simulates “rolling coal” by shooting water vapo


Mervyn Cole
- Nov 2, 2022
LA Mayoral Hopeful Caruso Allowing Unhoused to Roam Free at the Grove
LOS ANGELES, CA—Rick Caruso spent millions of his own money to flood the mailboxes of Angelenos with political ads. Still, his last-ditch effort to woo voters before the November election is raising even more eyebrows. Caruso's signature property, a luxury open-air shopping mall called The Grove, located in the heart of Los Angeles, is the site of a pilot program designed to move unhoused Angelenos off the streets and into the lap of luxury. "The Grove is a beacon of aspirati