Rep. Luna Summons Gerald Ford to Testify on JFK Committee

WASHINGTON—On Saturday, the former Red Rose Gentlemen's Club stripper turned Congresswoman clapped back at trolls on X with a photo of her with what appears to be Gerald Ford's ghost, "when I posted on X a week ago about conjuring up key witnesses from the Warren Commission. You all laughed at me. You called me mean things like Looney Luna because everyone was dead. Well, now, who's laughing? I have grumpy old Gerald who is ready to deliver a damning testimony!" It's unclear how Representative Luna was able to summon Ford. Saber Schmitt, the strip club manager from the time she worked there in 2014, said she often wore a sexy witch outfit on stage and while waitressing but thought it was an act, "Never in a million years did I think she would become a member of congress let alone a real Witch."