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Danny Dalah
- Apr 30, 2019
Pokemon Go Player Breaks into Pentagon to Catch Snorlax
Arlington County, Virginia - A fifteen-year old boy named Ernest Compton managed to sneak past the high-security Pentagon Force...
Mervyn Cole
- Apr 29, 2019
Sweetgreen Introduces $30 Fresh Goat Head Salad
LOS ANGELES – In keeping up with diet fads, Sweetgreen unveiled their newest Instagram worthy salad on Monday, claiming that it's the...
Danny Dalah
- Apr 24, 2019
Happy National Internship Day!
Ok it's actually National Administrative Professionals Day, but who really knows and/or cares? Right? Anyway, today's contribution to...
Mervyn Cole
- Apr 22, 2019
Neighbor Agrees With What Sign Says, Except For The Part About Science Being Real
LOS ANGELES - Maureen O'Donnell shared her concern about her Neighbor's sign after watching a video a coworker forwarded to her earlier...
Mervyn Cole
- Apr 20, 2019
California Bans the Sale of Hacky Sacks Ahead of Earth Day
OAKLAND - Avid Hacky Sack player and Phish fan Mark Rosen outside of his favorite head shop. “I’m incensed!" Yelled Rosen who smelled...
John Yabes
- Apr 11, 2019
Video Game releases 100 percent finished, Confounds Gamers
A new video game is stirring controversy as it is being released a hundred percent completed. There will be no day one patches, no season pa
Mervyn Cole
- Apr 11, 2019
Triggered Granddaughter of Mussolini Now Focuses her Ire on Americans Attempting to Make Pasta @Home
Find out why the granddaughter of Mussolini is taking aim at pasta.