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Mervyn Cole
Feb 22
Rep. Luna Summons Gerald Ford to Testify on JFK Committee
WASHINGTON—On Saturday, the former Red Rose Gentlemen's Club stripper turned Congresswoman clapped back at trolls on X with a photo of...
Mervyn Cole
Jan 19
More Drugs Found on White House Lawn
WASHINGTON, DC — Secret Service officers came across an elaborate '4:20' setup Friday morning on the White House Lawn just days before...
Mervyn Cole
Oct 18, 2024
Forgiato Blow Vows to Crucify Himself "For Real For Real" if Trump Loses Again
CLEARWATER, FL — Kurt Jantz, AKA Forgiato Blow, was spotted on a diamond-encrusted cross early Thursday morning during a march to Donald...
Mervyn Cole
Apr 11, 2024
Ice Cream Parlor Owner Changes Business Name to FJB to Keep Biden Away
MURFREESBORO, TN—After 55 years, Heidi's Ice Cream is now FJB Ice Cream, thanks to Jennifer Gourda, 35, who strongly feels the vulgar...
Mervyn Cole
Jan 6, 2024
Hunter Biden Impeached
WASHINGTON, DC — Republicans gleefully passed cigars out on the house floor Wednesday after what one staffer called "six grueling months...
Mervyn Cole
Sep 28, 2023
New Tik Tok Trend Blamed for Rise in Plasma Theft
PHOENIX, AZ — Gay Blood, once shunned in the medical community for fear of AIDS transmission, is now fetching top dollar as Vampiric...
