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Mervyn Cole
- 6 hours ago
New York Times Dismisses Rogue Courtroom Sketch Artist
MANHATTAN, NY—The attorneys for Donald J. Trump cried foul when they discovered an alternate rendering of the former president on the...
Mervyn Cole
- Mar 19
Ivanka Trump Angers Father by Coming out as Woke
MIAMI, FL––Leaked text messages reveal a woke Ivanka Trump, 41, confessing to the former President. CNN Political strategist Frank...
Mervyn Cole
- Feb 1
House GOP's Plan to Balance the Deficit Hinges on Sales of Hunter Biden Tees
WASHINGTON, DC—Marjorie Taylor Greene introduced a new plan to "Save America" in congress. The Georgia representative, also known as...
Mervyn Cole
- Jan 26
Greta Gerwig's 'Barbie' Gets a Rousing 10-Minute Standing Ovation at Sundance
PARK CITY, UT—Oscar buzz wasn't expected for the live-action film based on Mattel's iconic children's dolls when it screened at the...
Mervyn Cole
- Dec 2, 2022
Upcoming Film Titled 'Trust Me Bro' Has No Trailer or Synopsis
HOLLYWOOD, CA—Tinseltown is no stranger to vague advertising. "Teasing just an image is what savvy marketers have been doing for...
Mervyn Cole
- Nov 8, 2022
Tesla Pivots to Untapped MAGA Market With Limited Edition Model Ultra M
SAN FRANCISCO, CA—Immediately after buying Twitter to “save humanity,” Elon Musk, 51, instructed his design team at Tesla to coax the...
