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Mervyn Cole
- 2 days ago
Greta Gerwig's 'Barbie' Gets a Rousing 10-Minute Standing Ovation at Sundance
PARK CITY, UT— Oscar buzz wasn't expected for the live-action film based on Mattel's iconic children's dolls when it screened at the...
Mervyn Cole
- Dec 2, 2022
Upcoming Film Titled 'Trust Me Bro' Has No Trailer or Synopsis
HOLLYWOOD, CA—Tinseltown is no stranger to vague advertising. "Teasing just an image is what savvy marketers have been doing for...
Mervyn Cole
- Nov 8, 2022
Tesla Pivots to Untapped MAGA Market With Limited Edition Model Ultra M
SAN FRANCISCO, CA—Immediately after buying Twitter to “save humanity,” Elon Musk, 51, instructed his design team at Tesla to coax the...
Mervyn Cole
- Nov 2, 2022
LA Mayoral Hopeful Caruso Allowing Unhoused to Roam Free at the Grove
LOS ANGELES, CA—Rick Caruso spent millions of his own money to flood the mailboxes of Angelenos with political ads. Still, his last-ditch...
Mervyn Cole
- Oct 31, 2022
California Man Convicted of 3rd Degree Mansplaining
MODESTO, CA—The daughter of Timothy Watkins, 59, reported the Mansplaining to authorities on the morning of April 20th. "I don't think...
Mervyn Cole
- Jul 21, 2022
Swamp Ass Cases Soar Across the U.S.
MANHATTAN, NY— Fredricka Haiman, 28, and her boyfriend Alain Muller, 30, from Cologne Germany longed to return to New York City for their...
