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Mervyn Cole
- 6 days ago
FBI Raid of Clinton Compound Uncovers Proof of Trump Voodoo Doll
CHAPPAQUA, NY—A plumber going by the pseudonym Joe discovered the Voodoo Doll while snaking a drain in the upstairs bathroom of Bill and...
Mervyn Cole
- Jul 14
Skip Bayless Celebrates 50 Years of Trash Sports Takes
LOS ANGELES, CA—The lone star of the Fox Sports debate show 'Undisputed' celebrated 50 years of what his peers call "trash takes" on...
Mervyn Cole
- Jul 6
DeSantis Uses Obscure Law to Ban Liberals From Entering Florida
JACKSONVILLE, FL—Sparring with Teachers and Mickey Mouse wasn't enough for Florida Governor and future Presidential hopeful Ron DeSantis....
Mervyn Cole
- Jun 22
Jordan Peterson Offers 20% Discount off Tour With Promo Code 'INCEL20'
CINCINNATI, OH—Fans of the touring professor emeritus are in an uproar as a promo appearing on Twitter seems to poke fun at his mostly...
Mervyn Cole
- Jun 3
New York Times Dismisses Rogue Courtroom Sketch Artist
MANHATTAN, NY—The attorneys for Donald J. Trump cried foul when they discovered an alternate rendering of the former president on the...
Mervyn Cole
- Mar 19
Ivanka Trump Angers Father by Coming out as Woke
MIAMI, FL––Leaked text messages reveal a woke Ivanka Trump, 41, confessing to the former President. CNN Political strategist Frank...
