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Mervyn Cole
Oct 18
Forgiato Blow Vows to Crucify Himself "For Real For Real" if Trump Loses Again
CLEARWATER, FL — Kurt Jantz, AKA Forgiato Blow, was spotted on a diamond-encrusted cross early Thursday morning during a march to Donald...
Mervyn Cole
Apr 11
Ice Cream Parlor Owner Changes Business Name to FJB to Keep Biden Away
MURFREESBORO, TN—After 55 years, Heidi's Ice Cream is now FJB Ice Cream, thanks to Jennifer Gourda, 35, who strongly feels the vulgar...
Mervyn Cole
Jan 6
Hunter Biden Impeached
WASHINGTON, DC — Republicans gleefully passed cigars out on the house floor Wednesday after what one staffer called "six grueling months...
Mervyn Cole
Sep 28, 2023
New Tik Tok Trend Blamed for Rise in Plasma Theft
PHOENIX, AZ — Gay Blood, once shunned in the medical community for fear of AIDS transmission, is now fetching top dollar as Vampiric...
Mervyn Cole
Sep 15, 2023
FBI Raid of Clinton Compound Uncovers Proof of Trump Voodoo Doll
CHAPPAQUA, NY—A plumber going by the pseudonym Joe discovered the Voodoo Doll while snaking a drain in the upstairs bathroom of Bill and...
Mervyn Cole
Jul 14, 2023
Skip Bayless Celebrates 50 Years of Trash Sports Takes
LOS ANGELES, CA—The lone star of the Fox Sports debate show 'Undisputed' celebrated 50 years of what his peers call "trash takes" on...
