Local Man Demands Recognition For Not Contracting SARS-CoV-2
WALNUT CREEK, CA—Michael Montez, 33, told reporters this week that he wanted to be honored by President Joesph R. Biden for not getting sick. "Look, we're like 12 months into this thing, and I’m still clean as a whistle." Montez, a work-from-home movie critic, says, "I'm not asking for a medal here, just a mention, a blurb if you will." On how he handles the backlash on social media, "I don't let it bother me; granted, I'm not on the frontlines, I'm usually on my Herman Miller drinking Coconut Kefir, but I did my duty, playing call of duty while boosting my immunity."