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House GOP's Plan to Balance the Deficit Hinges on Sales of Hunter Biden Tees

WASHINGTON, DC—Marjorie Taylor Greene introduced a new plan to "Save America" in congress. The Georgia representative, also known as...

Greta Gerwig's 'Barbie' Gets a Rousing 10-Minute Standing Ovation at Sundance

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Tesla Pivots to Untapped MAGA Market With Limited Edition Model Ultra M

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LA Mayoral Hopeful Caruso Allowing Unhoused to Roam Free at the Grove

LOS ANGELES, CA—Rick Caruso spent millions of his own money to flood the mailboxes of Angelenos with political ads. Still, his last-ditch...

California Man Convicted of 3rd Degree Mansplaining

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Swamp Ass Cases Soar Across the U.S.

MANHATTAN, NY— Fredricka Haiman, 28, and her boyfriend Alain Muller, 30, from Cologne Germany longed to return to New York City for their...

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