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DeSantis Uses Obscure Law to Ban Liberals From Entering Florida

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Jordan Peterson Offers 20% Discount off Tour With Promo Code 'INCEL20'

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New York Times Dismisses Rogue Courtroom Sketch Artist

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Ivanka Trump Angers Father by Coming out as Woke

MIAMI, FL––Leaked text messages reveal a woke Ivanka Trump, 41, confessing to the former President. CNN Political strategist Frank...

House GOP's Plan to Balance the Deficit Hinges on Sales of Hunter Biden Tees

WASHINGTON, DC—Marjorie Taylor Greene introduced a new plan to "Save America" in congress. The Georgia representative, also known as...

Greta Gerwig's 'Barbie' Gets a Rousing 10-Minute Standing Ovation at Sundance

PARK CITY, UT—Oscar buzz wasn't expected for the live-action film based on Mattel's iconic children's dolls when it screened at the...

Upcoming Film Titled 'Trust Me Bro' Has No Trailer or Synopsis

HOLLYWOOD, CA—Tinseltown is no stranger to vague advertising. "Teasing just an image is what savvy marketers have been doing for...

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